
the Strong Come Ons
"Yell A Lot and Suck!" |
Looking at the title I was wondering
if Casey, nickg and Gus were thumbing their noses at
the naysayers who reside in their fishermen's dream
of a hometown. Then I was thinking maybe they were giving
out some free advice to lesser bands. "Ha Ha! What
lesser bands are you talking about? They're from Algoma,
Wisconsin for Christ sakes!!! Who the fuck ever gets
out of a desolate pasture like that???" you are
probably thinking but let me tell ya, whenever someone
like Todd "These are FRESH bratwurst I brought
from Green Bay so I am going to explain to you how to
cook them properly" Trickknee in twenty years gets
around to writing the definitive history of the Wisconsin
Rock-n-Roll scene '95 to 2005 the Strong Come Ons BETTER
be something more than just a footnote. What started
out as three high school foul ups getting together to
be an Oblivians tribute band for one night ended up
spreading the seedlings that lead to the likes of the
Tears, the Blueballs and the Catholic Boys. With Harmony
Rockets in need of new strings, speakers pulled of out
of an old Dodge truck powered by amplifiers held together
with the ride's old audio wire and duct tape that wouldn't
even get 20 bucks on Ebay and a drum kit coated with
puke & dried up blood and all sticky from spilt
beer, the Strong Come Ons scream-n-yell, deep frying
the sound in used motor oil and make a big huge mess.
- Smashing Transistors
|
| |
The garage is on fire and this band
plays like it’s their last set ever. The Strong
Come Ons play ass kickin’ noisy time, fuzz punk.
All I keep asking myself is, “When the fuck are
they playing in the bay area?” You really need
to get this. - AMP
|
| |
This is a side-project of memebers
of THE TEARS and THE CATHOLIC BOYS and it's a four-songs
middle-finger rawk'n'roll attack straight to your ears,
halfway between the REATARDS and THE MISTREATERS. The
drum is basic and furious, the guitar is fuzzed-out
and bluesy and the recording sounds like it has been
made in a garage. Probably it has. You have just found
a new lo-fi rock'n'roll band to spend your money on.
Wisconsin again, this State is breeding a lot of cool
garage-punk rock lately... I guess these american youngsters
(I look at the pictures on this release) have a lot
of hatred they can't swallow, ehehe... - Garbage
Dump
|
| |
This Wisconsin-based band is Casey
from The Tears, Nickg from Catholic Boys and The Tears
and a guy named Gus on drums. Apparently they’ve
recently added a bassplayer, Ted, to their ranks too
and this is their follow- up to The Trailer Sessions
EP some time back. Sloppy and thrashy garagepunk in
the way The Oblivians once did it and many many after
them, The Strong Come Ons offer little new to the playfield
but they do deliver with such fuckin’intensity
and dedication that it DOES make a difference. And sometimes
they even, like on the flipsides messy and noisy Who
You Are and I Don’t Care, break from the mold
of the two guitars& drums- setup and just make a
racket that leaves me wondering how the hell they made
it. But anyways, like The Tears and Catholic Boys a
whole lot better, but if this works as therapy for the
guys- I’m all for it! Not something i would listen
to at a daily basis, but not bad either. - Savage
|
| |
Well, all right, another band featuring
Nick from the Catholic Boys and The Tears. Yell a Lot
is smack dab betwixt Nick’s other bands, not as
intense as The Catholic Boys but faster than the Tears.
Here he sounds like he has dumped buckets of scuzzed
out guitar tracks onto the mixing board, which is located
in the basement\, before doing the vocal tracks from
the upstairs bathroom. Meanwhile, the drummer sounds
like he’s in the woods out back throwing rocks
at a garbage can, and the whole concoction has been
consciously smeared together. I like it. - Go
Metric
|
| |
A gloriously insipid incestuous lovechild
of trash rock and the funnest 80’s hardcore resulting
in a mess that would only have improved if there were
eleven more songs on this 7”, like other hardcore
singles of the past. - Rocktober
|
| |
More like Yell A Lot and Rock. That
is the dumbest thing I’ve ever said in a review.
Loud, fast, and catchy as hell. - Razorcake
|
| |
Trashy garage from The Strong Come
Ons. I think this new records is in fact old tracks
but I could be wrong. But I’ll continue to say
that this new records is in fact old tracks but still,
if they kick ass, old or new, I don’t fuckin care.
I don’t think is still alive. Some members went
on to make The Tears and The Catholic Boys, who are
great bands ! If you like trashy punk garage, you’ll
dig this hard and if you don’t...well...you suck,
and I don’t ! So fuck you! - Psychotic
Reaction
|
| |
Now what kind of muck would you expect
from two guys who name their band after an Oblivians
song? Yeah, it's not hard to guess where these boys
draw their inspirations from but I'm pleased to report
that the Strong Come Ons spread some shit hot rockin'
bluesy trash punk that easily makes up for the lack
of any surprising elements. The four songs on this single
sound pretty much like the missing link between the
Oblivians' Soul Food compilation and their Sympathy
sessions, which of course means that they're great!
But just like the Radio Beats, the Strong Come Ons should
try to bring in their own flavour of soul food instead
of simply rehashing what other bands have done before.
I'm pretty sure they can do it. - Trash Compactor
|
| |
If you are familiar with the current
burgeoning Wisconsin rawk scene, you've probably heard
of these guys. Members went on to the TEARS and CATHOLIC
BOYS and maybe some others, who can keep up? I'm not
sure when this was recorded, since I thought that these
guys were done. Anyway, it's not quite as good as the
aforementioned bands, but it's not without it's merits.
Just mo' sloppy, slippery, Memphis-tinged blisters in
the bathing suit area. And that, if nothing else will
get the people outta their seats. - Horizontal
Action
|
| |
Their brief press sheet bragged that
"this record will blow you away and leave you asking
what is in the water in Wisconsin." This is Truth.
Savage guitars ripping through some really muddy lo-fi
recordings. Distorted barbed wire vocals digging into
your skin. Noisy discontent never sounded better. Raw
like herpes sore and ready to spread. - Rock'n'Roll
Purgatory
|
| |
Fans of the Wisconsin punk boom, take
note! Strong Come Ons feature members of CATHOLIC BOYS,
TEARS, AND BLUE BALLS. On this single, their second,
they mine THE OBLIVIANS and create some of the dirtiest,
loudest two man racket around. I like it much more than
Trailer Sessions, if that means anything to you... -
Maximum Rock'n'Roll
|
|